ﺭﺳﺎﺋﻞ ﻧﻜﺖ..ﻭﺍﻗﻮﻱ ﺍﻟﻨﻜﺖ ﺍﻳﻀﺎ ﺗﺠﺪﻫﺎ ﻫﻨﺎ

.1*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻣﺴﻜﻮﺍ ﻟﻤﺒﺔ ﺗﺤﺮﻱ..
ﻟﻴﺔ ﻣﺴﻜﻮﻫﺎ ﻣﺎﺷﻴﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺳﻠﻚ ﻋﺮﻳﺎﻥ.
.2*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺳﺒﺎﻙ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻓﺮﺡ ﻧﻘﻂ ﺑﺠﻠﺪﺓ.
.3*ﻣﺮﺓ ﺍﺗﻨﻴﻦ ﺭﺍﺣﻮ ﻳﺤﻠﻘﻮ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺣﻠﻖ ﻭﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻰ ﻏﻮﻳﺸﺔ.
.4*ﻣﺪﺭﺱ ﻛﻴﻤﻴﺎﺀ ﺭﺯﻕ ﺑﻮﻟﺪ.…ﻓﺴﻤﺎﻩ ﺳﺎﻣﻲ ﺃﻛﺴﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺑﻮﻥ.
.5*ﻓﻲ ﺳﻜﺮ ﻭﺷﺎﻱ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﻱ ﻳﺎ ﺣﻠﻮ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺴﻜﺮ ﻳﺎﻣﺬﻭﺑﻨﻲ
.6*ﻓﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻋﺮﺑﺠﻲ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻳﺠﻴﺐ ﺍﻟﻌﻼﺝ ﻻﺑﻮﻩ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻭﺭﺟﻊ لقي ﺍﺑﻮﻩ ﻣﻴﺖ ﻗﺎﻝﺇﻩ ﺇﻩ ﺩﺍﻧﺘﺎ ﻧﺪﻝ .
7*ﻋﺠﻮﺯ ﻛﺎﺭﻫﺔ ﻧﻔﺴﻬﺎ ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﻗﻌﺖ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ ﺗﺴﺘﺎﻫﻠﻲ.
.8*ﻣﺪﺭﺱ ﺍﺗﺰﻭﺝ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﺔ ﻛﺘﺒﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﻜﺘﺎﺏ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺒﻮﺭﺓ .
9*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻛﻬﺮﺑﺎﺋﻰ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﺼﻠﺢ ﺳﻠﻚ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻟﻘﺎﻩ ﻋﺮﻳﺎﻥ ﻓﺮﺍﺡ ﺍﺗﻜﺴﻒ ﻣﻨﻪ.
.10*ﻇﺎﺑﻂ ﻣﺮﻭﺭ ﺧﻠﻒ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻳﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﺑﺎﻻﺷﺎﺭﺓ. .
11*ﺳﻮﺍﻕ ﺗﺎﻛﺴﻰ ﺩﺧﻞ ﻳﻨﺎﻡ ﻣﺮﺍﺗﻪ ﻗﻔﻠﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻧﺪﻫﻠﻬﺎ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻓﺘﺤﻰ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻭﺍﻗﻔﻠﻴﺔ ﺗﺎﻧﻰ.
.12*ﻣﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺳﺒﺎﻙ ﺭﺷﺢ ﻧﻔﺴﻪ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﻣﺸﺮﻭﻉ ﻣﻴﺨﺮﺵ ﺍﻟﻤﻴﻪ.
.13*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻧﺠﺎﺭ ﺑﻴﺴﺄﻟﻮﻩ ﻋﻦ ﺃﺣﻠﻰ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﺗﺤﺐ ﺗﺸﻮﻓﻪ ﺭﺩ:ﺍﻟﻤﻔﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﻔﺘﺮﺱ
.14*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻓﻰ ﻋﻴﺎﺩﺓ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﺩﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﺃﺣﻮﻝ ﺩﺧﻞ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺷﺨﺺ ﺃﺣﻮﻝ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺪﺧﻠﻮﺵ ﺑﺎﻷﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﻣﺶ ﺟﺎﻳﻠﻚ ﺟﺎﻯ ﻟﻠﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﺇﻟﻠﻰ ﺟﻨﺒﻚ.
.15*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺑﻠﺪﻳﺘﻨﺎ ﺣﺐ ﻳﻌﻤﻞ ﺍﺭﻫﺎﺑﻰ ﺧﻄﻒ ﺍﺑﻨﻪ ﻣﺤﺪﺵ ﺳﺎﻝ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻗﺘﻠﻪ. ﺭﺳﺎﺋﻞ ﻧﻜﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﺠﻤﻮﻋﺔ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﺔ .
1*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺑﻠﺪﻳﺎﺗﻨﺎ ﻭﻗﻊ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﺷﺮ.. ﺟﺎﻟﻪ ﺻﺪﺍﻉ .
2*ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﺑﺘﻠﻌﺐ ﺍﺳﺘﻐﻤﺎﻳﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺧﻄﻴﺒﻬﺎ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻪ ﻟﻮ ﻟﻘﺘﻨﻰ ﻫﺘﺒﻮﺳﻨﻰ ﻟﻮ ﻣﻠﻘﺘﻨﻴﺶ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﺭﺍ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺏ.
.3*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺧﻠﻒ7ﻋﻴﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻝ ﺳﻤﻰﻧﻔﺴﻪﺳﻔﻦ ﺍﺏ.
.4*ﻣﺮﺓ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻫﺒﻞ ﺣﺐ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﺍﺗﺠﻮﺯ ﺍﺧﺘﻬﺎ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﺸﻮﻓﻬﺎ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ.
.5*ﺩﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﻋﻴﻮﻥ ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺷﺎﻑ ﺍﺷﺎﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻭﺭ ﺣﻤﺮﺍﺀ ﻧﺰﻝ ﻳﺤﻄﻠﻬﺎ ﻟﻬﺎ ﻗﻄﺮﻩ.
.6*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻋﺮﻑ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﺠﻠﺪ ﻣﻮﺿﺔ ﻣﺸﻲ ﻋﺮﻳﺎﻥ.
.7*ﻓﻲ ﺳـﻤﻜـﺘـﻴـﻦ ﻃﺎﺣﺘﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺷﺒﻜﺔ ﺻﻴﺎﺩ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﻟﻠﺜﺎﻧﻴﺔ ﺭﺣﻨﺎ ﺗﻮﻧﺎ.
.8*ﺳﻮﺩﺍﻧﻴﺔ ﻟﺒﺴﺖ ﻓﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﺃﺣﻤﺮ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺩﻟﻌﻨﻲ. .ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ:ﻳﺎ ﻓﺤﻢ ﻳﺎ ﻣﻮﻟﻊ!!
.9*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﺣﻮﻝ ﺑﺺ ﺑﻌﻴﻨﻴﻪ ﺍﻻﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺧﺮﻡ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ.
.10*ﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺼﻌﻴﺪﻱ ﺍﻟﺼﻐﻴﺮ ﺃﺫﻛﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺼﻌﻴﺪﻱ ﺍﻟﻜﺒﻴﺮ.؟؟ﻷﻧﻪ ﻣﺎﺑﻘﺎﻟﻮﺵ ﻛﺘﻴﺮ ﺻﻌﻴﺪﻱ. .11ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻰ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺴﻞ ﻭﻋﺎﻣﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻡ ﺯﻳﻄﺔ ﻧﺎﻡ ﻳﺎ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻰ ﻭﺍﻧﺴﺠﻢ ﻧﺎﻣﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺣﻴﻄﺔ.
.12ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻣﻌﺎﺩﻥ ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﻌﺪﻧﻚ ﺻﺎﻓﻰ ﺑﺲ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻣﺨﺪﻭﻋﻪ ﻓﻴﻚ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﺲ ﺇﻻ ﻋﺮﻓﻚ ﻳﺎﺣﺎﻓﻰ. .13ﻟﻮ ﺧﻴﺮﻭﻧﻰ ﺑﻴﻨﻚ ﻭﺑﻴﻦ ﻣﺎﻝ ﻗﺎﺭﻭﻥ ﺍﺧﺘﺎﺭ ﻣﺎﻝ ﻗﺎﺭﻭﻥ ﻭﺍﺷﺘﺮﻳﻚ ﺑﻔﻠﻮﺳﻲ ﻳﺎﻛﻠﺐ. .14ﺩﻋﻨﻰ ﺃﺗﺬﻭﻕ ﺷﻔﺘﻴﻚ ﺃﻟﻤﺲ ﺃﺳﻨﺎﻧﻚ ﺃﺷﻌﺮ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻨﻚ ﺃﻧﺎ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻚ ﺍﺑﻮ ﻧﻔﺲ ﻣﻨﻌﺶ ﻛﻮﻟﺠﻴﺖ. .15ﺍﻟﻠﻰ ﻳﺸﻮﻓﻚ ﻳﻔﺘﻜﺮﻙ ﻓﺎﺭﺱ ﻑ ﺳﺎﺣﺘﻪ ﻣﻴﻌﺮﻓﺶ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﺍﺏ ﺷﺤﺘﻪ. ﺭﺳﺎﺋﻞ ﻧﻜﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﺠﻤﻮﻋﺔ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺜﺔ
.1*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﺴﺘﻌﺠﻞ ﺍﺗﺠﻮﺯ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻩ ﻣﺴﺘﻌﺠﻠﻪ.………ﺧﻠﻔﻮﺍ ﻭﻟﺪ ﻣﺶ ﻓﺎﺿﻠﻬﻢ..
.2*ﻋﻤﺎﺭﺗﻴﻦ ﻭﻗﻌﻮﺍ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﻌﺾ…… ﺑﻌﺾ ﻣﺎﺕ .
3*ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺟﺪﺗﻪ ﻋﻴﺎﻧﺔ ﻭ ﺭﺍﻓﻀﻪ ﺍﻻﻛﻞ ﻓﺴﺄﻟﻬﺎ ﺗﺎﻛﻠﻰ ﻣﻬﻠﺒﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﻻ ﺍﺟﻮﺯﻙ.. ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻪ ﻷ ﻳﺎﺑﻨﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻬﻠﺒﻴﺔ ﻧﺎﺷﻔﺔ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺳﻨﺎﻧﻲ.
.4*ﻣﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﺷﺘﺮﻯ